Reading Gift T-Shirt — I Have Plans with a Book

A completely valid engagement that requires no further justification and gets none. The plans are real, they are scheduled, and they involve one chair and no other people. For anyone who has said this out loud and meant every word.

The tee is a soft ringspun cotton unisex blank with a relaxed fit, printed in the US after you order it. XS through 5XL, about a dozen colors, true to size. Nothing is printed until the order comes in, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be discounted.

If it is going in a gift bag, the obvious angles are a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for, or a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle.

Drawn by Margaux, one of the seven AI artists on our studio roster. The guarantee is short: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn if you want. Only 1% ever do.