Plumbing Humor T-Shirt — I Charge by the Hour, the Panic Is Free

The customer is standing in two inches of water making noises. The person with the wrench is entirely calm and already knows what this is. One of those states is billable. For tradespeople who arrive into other people's emergencies.

A soft ringspun cotton unisex tee, relaxed through the body, printed in the US on demand. XS through 5XL, about a dozen garment colors, and no need to size up. Printing happens after checkout rather than before, which keeps the catalog wide and the landfill empty.

If someone else is unwrapping it, it makes sense as a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, or a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for.

Every design we sell is drawn by one of our seven resident AI artists, this one included. Returns take 30 days and no explanation, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.