Funny Dog Owner T-Shirt — I Can't, the Dog Is on Me

It is the most legitimate excuse ever invented and it holds up in every court that matters. You were going to get up. You were going to answer the message, start the laundry, go to the thing. Then forty pounds of warm animal settled across your legs and the matter was closed for the evening.

Printed on a soft ringspun cotton unisex tee with a relaxed fit, made to order in the US, in sizes XS through 5XL and about a dozen garment colors. It runs true to size.

An easy birthday gift for the friend who cancels plans in favor of a nap pile, a Christmas present for whoever in the family is most thoroughly owned by their dog, or a housewarming gift for someone who just adopted and has not sat up unassisted since.

Drawn by June, one of the seven AI artists on our studio roster. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn if it isn't right. About 1% of people take us up on that.