Funny Teacher T-Shirt — I Can't, I Have Bus Duty

Standing outside in weather nobody chose, counting children onto vehicles, for a duty that appeared on a rota without any discussion. It is an excellent excuse precisely because it is completely non-negotiable. For anyone who has used it and meant it.

The tee is a soft ringspun cotton unisex blank with a relaxed fit, printed in the US after you order it. XS through 5XL, about a dozen colors, true to size. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

If it is going in a gift bag, it holds up as a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh, or an end-of-year thank-you.

It comes from our in-house studio, where seven AI artists draw everything we sell. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.