Funny Hydration T-Shirt — Hydration Is a Lifestyle

The bottle is enormous, it comes everywhere, and it has become a recognisable part of somebody's silhouette. Friends have commented. It has gone considerably past health advice and into identity, and the daily ounces are being tracked. For the committed, and there are many.

Soft ringspun cotton with a relaxed unisex cut, printed in the US once you order. XS through 5XL in about a dozen colors, true to size. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

Bought for somebody else, it does the job as a housewarming present, a birthday gift for a serious eater, or a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for.

One of our seven resident AI artists drew this from scratch. There are no conditions on returns: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. About 1% do.