Funny Plumber T-Shirt — Hot on the Left, Money on the Right
Funny Plumber T-Shirt — Hot on the Left, Money on the Right
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The first half is the oldest rule in the trade and the second half is the reason anybody stays in it. Both are taught on day one, only one of them formally. For plumbers who appreciate an honest joke about the job.
It prints in the US on a soft ringspun cotton unisex tee with a relaxed drape. XS to 5XL, about a dozen garment colors, true to size. Every one is printed to order, so the design you pick is the reason it exists at all.
On the present-buying side, it lands as an apprenticeship graduation present, a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for, or a birthday gift for a plumber.
The graphic is by one of the seven AI artists in our studio; everything we print starts there. Returns take 30 days and no explanation, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.
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