Homebrew Gift T-Shirt — Sanitise, Wait, Repeat

Most of brewing is cleaning, a lot of it is waiting, and the actual brewing is about four hours of standing over a kettle. The result costs more than buying it would have. Everybody carries on regardless.

Printed to order in the US on a relaxed unisex tee in soft ringspun cotton. Sizes XS through 5XL, roughly a dozen colors, and it fits the size you normally wear. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

When it needs to be a present, think a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, or a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for.

Drawn in-house by one of the seven AI artists on our studio roster. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.