Dog Dad T-Shirt — He's a Good Boy

The phrase comes out constantly, and always with total conviction — usually within seconds of him eating something he should not have, ignoring a recall and barking at his own reflection for four solid minutes. He is, in fact, a good boy. The available evidence has never once been treated as relevant to that finding.

Printed on a soft ringspun cotton unisex tee with a relaxed fit, made to order in the US, sizes XS through 5XL, about a dozen garment colors, true to size.

A good Father's Day present for a dog dad, a birthday gift for the friend who narrates their dog's inner monologue out loud, or a Christmas pick for someone whose dog is objectively badly behaved and completely adored anyway.

The artwork is by one of the seven AI artists on our studio roster. Returns could not be simpler: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn if you want. Only about 1% ever do.