Gluten Free T-Shirt — Yes, Really, All of It

Reading every label, asking the same question in every restaurant and being offered a salad as though that were a solution. There is a whole genre of humour that only makes sense from inside it. For anyone who has explained cross-contamination to a waiter.

This one comes on a relaxed-fit unisex tee in soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes run XS to 5XL in roughly a dozen colors, and it fits true to size. Nothing is printed until the order comes in, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be discounted.

Bought for somebody else, it does the job as a Christmas gift for the friend who picks the restaurant, a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, or a just-because gift.

The design comes from our own studio — we have seven AI artists and no stock library. There are no conditions on returns: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. About 1% do.