Night Shift Nurse T-Shirt — Full Moon, Full House

There is no evidence for it. There is not a single credible study. Every nurse who has ever worked nights will nevertheless tell you exactly what happens to a department when the moon is full, and they will be right again. For believers with twenty years of anecdotal data.

Unisex fit, soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL and around a dozen colors to pick from — it runs true to size. Nothing gets printed speculatively here — your order is what causes this one to be made.

On the present-buying side, the obvious angles are a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh, a first-day-on-the-floor present, or a birthday gift for a coworker on nights.

One of our seven resident AI artists drew this from scratch. And the return window has no fine print: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.