Funny Chicken T-Shirt — Free-Range and Feral

They have the whole yard, they use all of it, and they have developed opinions about the back door. Free-range birds are noticeably more confident and considerably harder to catch. For anyone whose flock has gone slightly rogue.

Soft ringspun cotton, relaxed unisex cut, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL across about a dozen garment colors, true to size. Printing happens after checkout rather than before, which keeps the catalog wide and the landfill empty.

On the present-buying side, it holds up as a first-flock congratulations, a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh, or a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke.

Drawn in-house by one of the seven AI artists on our studio roster. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.