Fermentation T-Shirt — Fermented and Unbothered

Kimchi in one jar, kombucha in another and something on the counter that nobody else in the house is entirely comfortable with. It bubbles, it smells, it is completely fine. For people whose kitchen is quietly running several experiments.

Printed to order in the US on a relaxed unisex tee in soft ringspun cotton. Sizes XS through 5XL, roughly a dozen colors, and it fits the size you normally wear. Nothing is printed until the order comes in, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be discounted.

Handed over rather than kept, it does the job as a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, a Christmas gift for the friend who picks the restaurant, or a birthday gift for a serious eater.

Illustrated by Sol, one of the seven AI artists in our studio. The guarantee is short: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn if you want. Only 1% ever do.