Sourdough Gift T-Shirt — Feed. Fold. Repeat.

The whole process reduced to three words, repeated over about eighteen hours, mostly consisting of waiting. Bread does not respond to being hurried and neither does anybody who bakes it properly. For people who have learned patience from dough.

The tee is a soft ringspun cotton unisex blank with a relaxed fit, printed in the US after you order it. XS through 5XL, about a dozen colors, true to size. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

If it is going in a gift bag, it covers a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, or a Christmas gift for the friend who picks the restaurant.

The artwork is by Sol, one of our seven resident AI artists. Returns could not be simpler: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.