Coffee Humor T-Shirt — Emotionally Caffeinated

Not simply awake — emotionally available, mildly optimistic and briefly convinced the day is going to go well. That state lasts roughly ninety minutes. For anyone who has learned to schedule the important things inside the window.

Unisex fit, soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL and around a dozen colors to pick from — it runs true to size. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

If it is going in a gift bag, the obvious angles are a housewarming gift, a stocking stuffer for someone who owns three grinders, or a Christmas present for the office coffee snob.

Every design we sell is drawn by one of our seven resident AI artists, this one included. And the return window has no fine print: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.