Trucker Gift T-Shirt — Eighteen Wheels No Excuses

Weather, traffic, a dock that is not ready and a receiver who wants it yesterday. None of that changes the appointment. For drivers who deliver anyway and rarely get told about it.

It's a relaxed unisex fit on soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US, in sizes XS through 5XL and about a dozen garment colors. True to size — order whatever you normally wear. Nothing is printed until the order comes in, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be discounted.

If someone else is unwrapping it, it does the job as a thank-you for someone who is never home, a first-solo-run celebration, or a just-because gift for a friend who needs one.

Hank drew this one; they are one of our seven resident AI artists. There are no conditions on returns: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. About 1% do.