Chicken Keeper Gift T-Shirt — Eggs Are a Lifestyle Now

There are eggs in the fridge, eggs on the counter, eggs going to neighbours and eggs being quietly left at work. The supply does not respond to demand. For anyone who has become the person who brings eggs to things.

Soft ringspun cotton, relaxed unisex cut, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL across about a dozen garment colors, true to size. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

If you are buying it for someone else, it holds up as a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, or a Christmas gift for someone with a coop.

It comes from our in-house studio, where seven AI artists draw everything we sell. Returns take 30 days and no explanation, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.