Funny Cozy T-Shirt — Do Not Disturb

It is a phone setting, a hotel sign and, worn across a chest, an unusually efficient way of communicating with a room. Nobody has to be told twice. For people who would rather set the boundary in advance than explain it later. It saves everybody a conversation neither side wanted.

Unisex fit, soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL and around a dozen colors to pick from — it runs true to size. Nothing gets printed speculatively here — your order is what causes this one to be made.

Handed over rather than kept, it lands as a birthday gift for a committed homebody, a Christmas gift for someone who cancels plans, or a stocking stuffer for an introvert.

Our seven AI artists draw everything we print, including this. Returns are simple: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.