Cruise Gift T-Shirt — Eight Hours in Port

The ship docks, everyone pours off, and there are exactly eight hours to see a place properly before a horn goes. It is a strange and slightly frantic way to travel and it is enormous fun. For anyone who has run back up a gangway.

It's a relaxed unisex fit on soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US, in sizes XS through 5XL and about a dozen garment colors. True to size — order whatever you normally wear. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

Handed over rather than kept, think a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, or a first-passport-stamp celebration.

Drawn in-house by one of the seven AI artists on our studio roster. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.