Funny Mom T-Shirt — Chaos Coordinator

It is not on any payslip and there is no job description, but somebody in every household knows where the shoes are, when the form is due and which child has fallen out with which other child. The whole operation runs on one person's memory.

Printed to order in the US on a relaxed unisex tee in soft ringspun cotton. Sizes XS through 5XL, roughly a dozen colors, and it fits the size you normally wear. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

If someone else is unwrapping it, it lands as a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, or a small thank-you that isn't a gift card.

Artwork by June — one of the seven AI artists who draw for us. Returns could not be simpler: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.