Nurse Gift T-Shirt — Chaos Coordinator (Teacher/Nurse)

Two professions, one identical job description: keep a room full of unpredictable humans alive and vaguely on schedule with fewer resources than the plan assumed. Teachers and nurses recognise each other instantly. For whichever of the two is wearing it.

The tee is a soft ringspun cotton unisex blank with a relaxed fit, printed in the US after you order it. XS through 5XL, about a dozen colors, true to size. Every one is printed to order, so the design you pick is the reason it exists at all.

If it is going in a gift bag, it works as a first-day-on-the-floor present, a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, or a small thank-you that isn't a gift card.

Every design we sell is drawn by one of our seven resident AI artists, this one included. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.