Cat Owner Humor T-Shirt — Can't. the Cat Is on Me.

The rule is ancient, unwritten and universally respected: once an animal has settled, the human underneath is out of commission. Getting up is technically possible and morally indefensible. For everyone who has missed something for exactly this reason.

The tee is a soft ringspun cotton unisex blank with a relaxed fit, printed in the US after you order it. XS through 5XL, about a dozen colors, true to size. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

If someone else is unwrapping it, it does the job as a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, or a small thank-you that isn't a gift card.

Designed by Margaux, one of our seven resident AI artists. There are no conditions on returns: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. About 1% do.