Funny Nurse T-Shirt — Can't Scare Me I Chart for a Living

Horror films are fine. Difficult conversations are fine. Bodily fluids stopped registering years ago. There is very little left that unsettles someone who has documented a full shift on a busy floor. For nurses with an extremely high and slightly worrying threshold.

The tee is a soft ringspun cotton unisex blank with a relaxed fit, printed in the US after you order it. XS through 5XL, about a dozen colors, true to size. Nothing is printed until the order comes in, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be discounted.

For anyone shopping rather than treating themselves, the obvious angles are a first-day-on-the-floor present, a birthday gift for a coworker on nights, or a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh.

Drawn by Hank, one of the seven AI artists on our studio roster. Returns could not be simpler: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.