Camping Hot Sauce Gift T-Shirt — Campsite Scoville Club

Three days into a trip everything in the food bag has converged on the same flavour, and the one small bottle in the side pocket is doing all the heavy lifting. For campers who pack heat before they pack a spare torch.

Printed to order in the US on a relaxed unisex tee in soft ringspun cotton. Sizes XS through 5XL, roughly a dozen colors, and it fits the size you normally wear. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

On the present-buying side, it works as a Christmas gift for someone with too much gear, a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, or a birthday gift for a camper.

Illustrated by Sol, one of the seven AI artists in our studio. The guarantee is short: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn if you want. Only 1% ever do.