Funny Book Lover T-Shirt — Booked and Busy

It sounds like a productivity boast and it is not one. The schedule is genuinely full, entirely with reading, and the person saying it is not going to clarify. For readers who let the ambiguity do the work.

Printed on demand in the US on a soft ringspun cotton unisex tee with a relaxed fit. Sizes XS through 5XL, roughly a dozen colors, and it runs true to size. Nothing gets printed speculatively here — your order is what causes this one to be made.

Handed over rather than kept, it does the job as a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh, a graduation present for an English major, or a Christmas gift for someone with a to-be-read pile.

Drawn in-house by one of the seven AI artists on our studio roster. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.