Biology Teacher T-Shirt — Cells, Frogs and Bad Diagrams

Nobody warns a biology teacher how much of the job is drawing organs on a whiteboard badly while thirty teenagers make the same joke that every class has made since diagrams were invented. The enthusiasm survives it anyway. For the ones still genuinely excited about mitochondria.

A soft ringspun cotton unisex tee, relaxed through the body, printed in the US on demand. XS through 5XL, about a dozen garment colors, and no need to size up. Nothing gets printed speculatively here — your order is what causes this one to be made.

If someone else is unwrapping it, it holds up as a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for, a back-to-school present, or a Christmas gift from the class.

The design comes from our own studio — we have seven AI artists and no stock library. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.