Funny Chicken Keeper T-Shirt — Best $400 Egg I Ever Made

The coop, the feed, the fencing, the heat lamp and the vet visit nobody planned for, all amortised across a single first egg. The arithmetic is catastrophic and everybody does it anyway, out loud, laughing. For anyone who has held that egg up.

Soft ringspun cotton with a relaxed unisex cut, printed in the US once you order. XS through 5XL in about a dozen colors, true to size. Nothing gets printed speculatively here — your order is what causes this one to be made.

If it is going in a gift bag, it makes sense as a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for, a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, or a housewarming present for a homestead.

Every design we sell is drawn by one of our seven resident AI artists, this one included. If it isn't right you have 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud, send it back torn — only 1% ever do.