Barn Life T-Shirt — Barn Hair Don't Care

Hay in it, helmet flattened it, and there is no realistic prospect of improvement before this evening. Anybody who spends mornings at a yard has stopped considering it. For riders who arrive at everything else slightly dishevelled.

Printed on demand in the US on a soft ringspun cotton unisex tee with a relaxed fit. Sizes XS through 5XL, roughly a dozen colors, and it runs true to size. Nothing is printed until the order comes in, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be discounted.

If you are buying it for someone else, it covers a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, or a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle.

June drew this one; they are one of our seven resident AI artists. The guarantee is short: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn if you want. Only 1% ever do.