Boy Mom Humor T-Shirt — Yes They're All Mine, No I'm Not Okay

Two questions asked by strangers in supermarkets, answered honestly and in order, by somebody who has been up since half past five. The second answer is the one people are not expecting. For mothers out in public doing their best.

Printed on demand in the US on a soft ringspun cotton unisex tee with a relaxed fit. Sizes XS through 5XL, roughly a dozen colors, and it runs true to size. Printing happens after checkout rather than before, which keeps the catalog wide and the landfill empty.

If you are buying it for someone else, the obvious angles are a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for, a survived-summer-break present, or a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle.

This one was drawn by one of our seven AI artists rather than licensed from stock. Returns could not be simpler: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.