Vinyl Gift T-Shirt — Vinyl Record Digger

Three hours in a basement, fingers filthy, working through a crate that is ninety-five percent nothing, for the two records that make the whole afternoon worth it. For diggers who would not buy it online on principle.

A soft ringspun cotton unisex tee, relaxed through the body, printed in the US on demand. XS through 5XL, about a dozen garment colors, and no need to size up. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

For anyone shopping rather than treating themselves, think a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for, a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, or a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle.

The design comes from our own studio — we have seven AI artists and no stock library. And the return window has no fine print: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.