Funny Mom T-Shirt — Tiny Humans, Big Feelings, Cold Coffee

Three facts of the same morning, listed in ascending order of inevitability. The feelings are enormous and completely disproportionate to the trigger, usually about the wrong colour cup, and the coffee never stood a chance. For parents who recognise all three before nine in the morning.

Soft ringspun cotton with a relaxed unisex cut, printed in the US once you order. XS through 5XL in about a dozen colors, true to size. Nothing is printed until the order comes in, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be discounted.

When it needs to be a present, it works as a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, a just-because gift, or a birthday present.

Drawn by June, one of the seven AI artists on our studio roster. If it isn't right you have 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud, send it back torn — only 1% ever do.