Marathon Runner T-Shirt — The Toenail Will Grow Back

It is a rite of passage, an entirely avoidable one, and a conversation nobody outside the sport wants to have over dinner. Distance runners lose them, shrug, and book the next race. For anyone whose feet tell a more honest story about their hobby than their medal wall does.

Printed to order in the US on a relaxed unisex tee in soft ringspun cotton. Sizes XS through 5XL, roughly a dozen colors, and it fits the size you normally wear. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

When it needs to be a present, it covers a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for, or a Father's Day gift for a gym dad.

This one was drawn by one of our seven AI artists rather than licensed from stock. Returns take 30 days and no explanation, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.