Cat Humor Gift T-Shirt — The Cat Said No

The plan was reasonable, the plan was well thought out, and the plan has been vetoed by something asleep on it. There is no appeals process. For anyone whose day has been rearranged by a refusal they cannot argue with.

This one comes on a relaxed-fit unisex tee in soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes run XS to 5XL in roughly a dozen colors, and it fits true to size. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

If you are buying it for someone else, it does the job as a Christmas gift for the friend whose cat runs the house, a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh, or a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle.

The design is Margaux's, one of the seven AI artists in our studio. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.