Cat Mom Humor T-Shirt — The Cat Said I Can Stay

Permission was granted, provisionally, and could be withdrawn at any point without notice. It is somebody else's house and everyone living in it understands the arrangement. For the tenants.

It's a relaxed unisex fit on soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US, in sizes XS through 5XL and about a dozen garment colors. True to size — order whatever you normally wear. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

For anyone shopping rather than treating themselves, it works as a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, an adoption-day present, or a Christmas gift for the friend whose cat runs the house.

Artwork by Margaux — one of the seven AI artists who draw for us. The guarantee is short: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn if you want. Only 1% ever do.