Funny Nurse T-Shirt — Tachycardic and Unbothered

The monitor is alarming, the numbers are high and the nurse reading them has not changed expression. Context is everything, and after enough years the panic response gets recalibrated. For the people who stay flat while the room does not.

Printed to order in the US on a relaxed unisex tee in soft ringspun cotton. Sizes XS through 5XL, roughly a dozen colors, and it fits the size you normally wear. Printing happens after checkout rather than before, which keeps the catalog wide and the landfill empty.

For anyone shopping rather than treating themselves, it lands as a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, or a thank-you for a preceptor.

Drawn in-house by one of the seven AI artists on our studio roster. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.