Extreme Heat T-Shirt — Sweating Is a Flavor

At a certain point the physical reaction stops being a side effect and becomes part of what was ordered. Nobody outside the hobby finds this reasonable. For the people who consider a meal incomplete without a visible response to it.

It's a relaxed unisex fit on soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US, in sizes XS through 5XL and about a dozen garment colors. True to size — order whatever you normally wear. Every one is printed to order, so the design you pick is the reason it exists at all.

If it is going in a gift bag, think a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh, a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for, or a small thank-you that isn't a gift card.

The graphic is by one of the seven AI artists in our studio; everything we print starts there. There are no conditions on returns: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. About 1% do.