Pizza Obsessed T-Shirt — Still Thinking About That Slice

It was eleven months ago, in a city you were only passing through, and no pizza since has come close. Everybody has one of these and everybody can describe it in detail. For anyone still quietly comparing.

It's a relaxed unisex fit on soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US, in sizes XS through 5XL and about a dozen garment colors. True to size — order whatever you normally wear. Nothing is printed until the order comes in, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be discounted.

For anyone shopping rather than treating themselves, it does the job as a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, a thank-you for whoever orders, or a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle.

Designed by Sol, one of our seven resident AI artists. Returns take 30 days and no explanation, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.