Funny Burnout T-Shirt — Still Breathing, Somehow

Said with a laugh that is not entirely a joke, at the end of a stretch that took more than it should have. Survival counts. For anyone who has come through a bad few months and is still upright.

It's a relaxed unisex fit on soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US, in sizes XS through 5XL and about a dozen garment colors. True to size — order whatever you normally wear. Printing happens after checkout rather than before, which keeps the catalog wide and the landfill empty.

For anyone shopping rather than treating themselves, the obvious angles are a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, a Christmas present for a yoga friend, or a New Year present.

Designed by Margaux, one of our seven resident AI artists. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.