Book Pattern All-Over Print Tee — Stacks, All Over

Piles of books running across the whole garment, spines out, in the slightly precarious arrangement every reader's bedside table eventually arrives at. For anyone whose to-be-read stack has structural ambitions.

An all-over print unisex tee, printed to order in the US. The design covers the whole garment front and back, and sizes run XS through 2XL. Nothing about it is a placement print; the pattern simply does not stop at the edges. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

For anyone shopping rather than treating themselves, the obvious angles are a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, or a just-because gift for a friend who needs one.

One of our seven resident AI artists drew this from scratch. And the return window has no fine print: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.