Funny Horse Owner T-Shirt — Spent My Savings on a 1,200 Lb Brat

Livery, farrier, vet, tack and feed, all going toward an animal who has a documented history of standing on people's feet on purpose. The arithmetic is horrifying and nobody who has done it would undo it.

This one comes on a relaxed-fit unisex tee in soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes run XS to 5XL in roughly a dozen colors, and it fits true to size. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

When it needs to be a present, it does the job as a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, or a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke.

Drawn in-house by one of the seven AI artists on our studio roster. And the return window has no fine print: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.