Homebody Gift T-Shirt — Social Battery: Saving Mode

Still functioning, at reduced brightness, with all non-essential processes shut down. Present but conserving. It is a genuine and recognisable state and everybody who has it wishes it were more widely understood.

It's a relaxed unisex fit on soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US, in sizes XS through 5XL and about a dozen garment colors. True to size — order whatever you normally wear. Nothing is printed until the order comes in, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be discounted.

For anyone shopping rather than treating themselves, it lands as a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, a just-because gift, or a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for.

One of our seven resident AI artists drew this from scratch. If it isn't right you have 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud, send it back torn — only 1% ever do.