Teacher Life T-Shirt — Show Your Work

Two words that have haunted generations of students and turn out, decades later, to have been about thinking rather than arithmetic. The answer was never really the point. For the teachers who understood that and said it anyway, every single lesson.

A soft ringspun cotton unisex tee, relaxed through the body, printed in the US on demand. XS through 5XL, about a dozen garment colors, and no need to size up. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

If you are buying it for someone else, it covers a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh, or a first-year-teacher survival present.

Designed by June-Ada, one of our seven resident AI artists. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.