Funny Hygienist T-Shirt — Scrape Now Small Talk Later

Questions get asked while both hands are occupied and the patient is physically unable to answer. Everybody involved knows this and it happens anyway, every single time. For hygienists who have perfected the one-sided conversation.

This one comes on a relaxed-fit unisex tee in soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes run XS to 5XL in roughly a dozen colors, and it fits true to size. Every one is printed to order, so the design you pick is the reason it exists at all.

If it is going in a gift bag, it does the job as a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, a birthday gift for a coworker, or a Christmas gift for the office.

The artwork is by Hank, one of our seven resident AI artists. The guarantee is short: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn if you want. Only 1% ever do.