Hot Sauce Heat T-Shirt — Scoville or Nothing

The number on the label is the first thing checked and often the only thing. Flavour is welcome but it is not what the purchase was about. For the people who read heat ratings the way other people read wine notes, and who have a personal floor below which a bottle is simply not worth the shelf space.

Soft ringspun cotton, relaxed unisex cut, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL across about a dozen garment colors, true to size. Nothing gets printed speculatively here — your order is what causes this one to be made.

Handed over rather than kept, the obvious angles are a housewarming present for a spice cabinet, a Father's Day gift, or a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke.

Our seven AI artists draw everything we print, including this. Returns are simple: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.