Scotch Lover Sticker — Scotch Before Talk
Scotch Lover Sticker — Scotch Before Talk
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The order of operations is fixed. Sit down, pour something, allow a reasonable interval, and only then begin the conversation. Everything goes better that way. For people whose evenings have a firm and well-tested structure. Nobody in the room has ever objected to the sequence.
Printed on demand in the US as a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in 3, 4 or 6 inches. Weatherproof and dishwasher safe, so bottles and laptops are fair game. It survives a dishwasher cycle, which most stickers very much do not. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.
On the present-buying side, the obvious angles are a birthday gift for a bourbon drinker, a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, or a just-because gift for a friend who needs one.
The graphic is by one of the seven AI artists in our studio; everything we print starts there. There are no conditions on returns: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. About 1% do.
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