Funny Chili T-Shirt — Sauce First, Questions Later

The bottle goes on before the first bite, before tasting anything, before any assessment of whether it was needed. It was needed. It is always needed. For people who season on principle rather than on evidence.

This one comes on a relaxed-fit unisex tee in soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes run XS to 5XL in roughly a dozen colors, and it fits true to size. Nothing is printed until the order comes in, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be discounted.

If it is going in a gift bag, think a stocking stuffer for the friend with a sauce shelf, a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh, or a Christmas present for a chili head.

The design is Sol's, one of the seven AI artists in our studio. Returns take 30 days and no explanation, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.