Funny Running T-Shirt — Run Now Brunch Later

The long run exists to make the eggs taste better. That is the arrangement, it has always been the arrangement, and anyone who claims otherwise has never sat down at eleven in the morning having already covered twelve miles. For runners whose weekend is really a food plan with a warm-up.

Unisex fit, soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL and around a dozen colors to pick from — it runs true to size. Nothing is printed until the order comes in, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be discounted.

On the present-buying side, it lands as a Father's Day gift for a gym dad, a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, or a first-meet congratulations.

Drawn by Reggie, one of the seven AI artists on our studio roster. If it isn't right you have 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud, send it back torn — only 1% ever do.