Funny Retirement T-Shirt — Retirement Looks Busy on Me

The plan was rest. What has actually happened is three committees, a garden project and more social obligations than the working years ever involved. Nobody who retires is ever available. For anyone whose diary somehow got fuller.

The tee is a soft ringspun cotton unisex blank with a relaxed fit, printed in the US after you order it. XS through 5XL, about a dozen colors, true to size. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

Bought for somebody else, think a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, a just-because gift, or a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle.

The design is Margaux's, one of the seven AI artists in our studio. There are no conditions on returns: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. About 1% do.