Yoga Lover Gift T-Shirt — Quiet Mind, Wild Heart

Calm on the surface and thoroughly not calm underneath, which is the actual state most people are in even after years of practice. The point was never to become placid. For anyone holding both at once.

It's a relaxed unisex fit on soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US, in sizes XS through 5XL and about a dozen garment colors. True to size — order whatever you normally wear. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

Handed over rather than kept, think a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh, a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for, or a birthday gift for someone in their healing era.

Margaux drew this one; they are one of our seven resident AI artists. There are no conditions on returns: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. About 1% do.