Sourdough Starter T-Shirt — Proof of Life

Bubbles on the surface after a feed, and the genuine relief that follows. A starter that has gone quiet is a small domestic crisis. For bakers who have checked a jar before checking their phone.

It's a relaxed unisex fit on soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US, in sizes XS through 5XL and about a dozen garment colors. True to size — order whatever you normally wear. Every one is printed to order, so the design you pick is the reason it exists at all.

Handed over rather than kept, it holds up as a birthday gift for a serious eater, a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, or a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh.

Sol drew this one; they are one of our seven resident AI artists. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.