Chicken Humor T-Shirt — Pluck Around and Find Out

The pun is doing exactly what it intends and the warning is not entirely empty. A protective hen has genuine follow-through and everyone who keeps them has been on the wrong end of one. For keepers with at least one difficult bird.

This one comes on a relaxed-fit unisex tee in soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes run XS to 5XL in roughly a dozen colors, and it fits true to size. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

Handed over rather than kept, it makes sense as a Christmas gift for someone with a coop, a birthday gift for a chicken keeper, or a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for.

Every design we sell is drawn by one of our seven resident AI artists, this one included. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.